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My name is Allison. I spend my time looking for inspiration when not creating it. No cynicism here- just my loves: animals, humor, encouragement, & other artists.

If you are a dreamer, come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer. If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire, for we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! -S.Silverstein

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Mon Oct 26
I have to reblog this in hope that my Tumblr friend baileygenine will read this (I call her friend because she likes cats, is funny, and favorites my hamster photos). This little princess is also our friend. Did you know she is an artist? She is among the fancy garden types that creates those beautiful orb webs poets write about and people photograph especially in collaboration with sparkly rain-droplets. She is also a scientist. She is among the family of arachnids that are weaving the lightest, yet strongest material in the world that is being developed into life-saving vests to replace kevlar. In fact, if she could weave a web as thick as a pencil, it could stop a jet (Something like that. Don’t make me look it up). And she does it all from her tiny heiny! I mean, while most of us just sit on our bottoms and complain about its size or shape, she is creating art and science with hers. And yes- she’s a girl. And this type is really none aggressive. She enjoys hanging out, gardening, and people watching. Obviously. Now- take a deep breath, get a broom and gently lift her down and take her outside held high like the queen that she is! :) baileygenine: This is in my bathroom right now.  It was a good bathroom and there are still some shoes in there that I’d like to have, but sometimes we just have to make sacrifices in life and learn how to turn doors into walls (not a metaphor).  So, I’m going to go buy some drywall, plaster and some paint I guess, anyone need anything while I’m at Home Depot?  Like, I don’t know, a gallon of spider killer or something that will kill this spiderOH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS THING IS THE SAME SIZE AS A HOUSE CAT. Well, it’s comparable to a decent sized hamster, that’s for sure. In case it kills me before I can say goodbye, I just want you all to know that I love you guys, and well, you sure do argue about pointless stuff a lot.  Bye.

I have to reblog this in hope that my Tumblr friend baileygenine will read this (I call her friend because she likes cats, is funny, and favorites my hamster photos).

This little princess is also our friend. Did you know she is an artist? She is among the fancy garden types that creates those beautiful orb webs poets write about and people photograph especially in collaboration with sparkly rain-droplets. She is also a scientist. She is among the family of arachnids that are weaving the lightest, yet strongest material in the world that is being developed into life-saving vests to replace kevlar. In fact, if she could weave a web as thick as a pencil, it could stop a jet (Something like that. Don’t make me look it up). And she does it all from her tiny heiny! I mean, while most of us just sit on our bottoms and complain about its size or shape, she is creating art and science with hers. And yes- she’s a girl. And this type is really none aggressive. She enjoys hanging out, gardening, and people watching. Obviously.

Now- take a deep breath, get a broom and gently lift her down and take her outside held high like the queen that she is! :)

baileygenine:

This is in my bathroom right now.  It was a good bathroom and there are still some shoes in there that I’d like to have, but sometimes we just have to make sacrifices in life and learn how to turn doors into walls (not a metaphor).  So, I’m going to go buy some drywall, plaster and some paint I guess, anyone need anything while I’m at Home Depot?  Like, I don’t know, a gallon of spider killer or something that will kill this spiderOH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS THING IS THE SAME SIZE AS A HOUSE CAT. Well, it’s comparable to a decent sized hamster, that’s for sure. In case it kills me before I can say goodbye, I just want you all to know that I love you guys, and well, you sure do argue about pointless stuff a lot.  Bye.